Silly Spec: The Life of Lestat By Stephanie (s0162763@cc.ysu.edu) Hello One and All! It's been a long while since I've posted a silly. You may remember me (or not) as the one who posted "Lestat vs. The Borg" many moons ago. Luckily, that one has found it's way into oblivian (came out before these suckers started getting archived). But lo', I've come bearing yet another attempt at humor. I really don't learn my lessons very well... tends to get a trite bit annoying at times. Anyway, Cathy (aka Aprilmist) thought I should post this (blame her, not me) so for what it's worth, here it is. Try not to let the thrill of it all send you into the streets screeming. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: I claim rights to disavow any knowledge of this silly little thing should anyone get harmed trying any of these stunts at home. John Cleese and Michael Palin are fictious characters created by Monty Python. I've been told to assure you that Louis and Lestat have signed all the papers and what you are about to read is perfectly legal. The Life of Lestat By Steph Dramatis Personae: John Cleese as Lestat Michael Palin as Louis [scene: Lestat sneaking up on a mortal Louis in NO] Louis: Look, you're not fooling any one, you know. I know your out there, so you might as well come out and show yourself. [sound of russeling in the bushes] Louis: There! I heard you again! If you're some thief, murderer or peeping tom, your not a very good one, I heard you a good five minutes ago. Just didn't say anythig then 'cause I felt sorry for you. Lestat: [jumping out of bushes] PEEPING TOM?! FELT SORRY FOR ME!? I will have you know that *I* am the Vampire Lestat! Louis: Vampire? You're some kind of looney, that's what you are! Lestat: I am *not* a looney, I tell you I'm a vampire! Louis: There are no such things as vampires, that's just superstitous folklore, no one actually *believes* it any more. Lestat: Well if I'm not a vampire, why do I have these?