Spoilers: Ummm... None really Dannyz a vamp, so I guess MilkyWay book...ummm... 3 I believe, and everything after????

Warning: Slashy stuff! mv/mv sex! Language.

Comments: I started this spec quite a while ago and have been working on it here and there, but I finaly finished it! HURRAY!!! YIPPY FOR ME!!! *lol*

This spec is dedicated to Addie, Shags & Azure... I don't know what I'd do without your insperation, your insainity and your pickyness!

As well as to everyone else who has commented thus far on my few specs. *lol* Love you guys. Hope you enjoy.

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Narrator: Once upon a time Lestat got a WebCam....

Now most of you people out there will go, "Oh ya? A WebCam aye? I got one of those... they're lots of fun." And well I that's all fine and good, but the thing is, Lestat decided to not inform Louis that he had gotten this new 'Toy' and that's where our story begins:

Louis clicked the search button bordly, waiting a moment as the page filled with various links, most bearing his name.

'I Am the Vampire Louis' said one,

'Louis Lives' said another,

'The Fallen Angel Louis', 'Lonely Louis', 'Louis's Reflection'...

"More and more blather as usual." He muttered to himself, scrolling down on the page and hearing Lestat cursing at the controller pad for the Play Station.

"Blasted Spiro! Fly Dammed! Fly! NOooooo...Arg!" He shouted, tossing the controller aside and crossing his arms angrily at the TV as Louis could hear the 'GAME OVER' music start to play.

He couldn't help smile a little, at Lestat's temper tantrum over a silly game as he clicked into the next set of results.

"Louis... How do you get past Level 12?" Lestat spoke, rising to his feet and coming up behind his dark haired lover, kissing his cheek.

"Lestat, if I told you that you'd never learn how to do it on your own, besides. I take some personal joy in the fact that this is just about the only Game you haven't beat me in."

"Ugh, Louis your impossible, I'm going out for a while" Lestat, huffed, turning and walking to the entry.

Louis could hear the door slam as Lestat left, grumbling and cursing as usual when Louis refused to help him past a level.

"Just like a little kid." He sighed, scrolling down again.

'LESTAT AND LOUIS - HARDCORE ANAL VAMPIRE SEX'

The banner caught his attention immediately as he looked at it.

"What in the world???"

He clicked into the site, a few pop up windows appeared as he closed them and left only the main one open and sure enough the banner was flashing brightly with a little description underneath.

He carefully read it in a little whisper to himself.

"Want the real truth on Louis and Lestat? Well here it is! Hardcore vampire love, Guy/Guy sex in streaming media or stills! Hear Louis cry out for Lestat's throbbing manhood as Lestat gives it to him doggy-style!

Click to Enter"

Louis could feel the little fluster come to his cheeks as he pulled back and screwed his face into a defensive look.

"I do NOT cry out for his throbbing... Manhood!..." He blushed, arguing with the screen.

Louis hesitated a minuet, looking around as if he expected someone to be watching him. It wasn't like him at all, Lestat was always the one clicking into Porno sites, and other such non-sense but he had to take a look at this for himself.

:::Probably just some fools dressed up in black and blond wigs:::

he thought with a look of disgust, then clicked into the page.

"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!" He couldn't help but gasp as the pictures loaded.

The all to familiar Cobalt Blue eyes Starred back at him, altered so it looked like he was winking at whoever entered the site.

"How the hell!?"

This was impossible and here it was, he waited half anxious and half fearful as the rest of the images loaded, soon he carefully moved the mouse down the screen, gasping again as he saw now pictures of himself! There he was, just a few days prior, sitting in his favourite reading chair with his shirt slightly undone. Scrolling down he watched a small animation as it was drawn body with Louis's head pasted on it. It strutted around back and forth across the screen, stopping in the middle to rip of the shirt and a little speech bubble popped up, reading;

"I want your S_E_X!"

Louis could feel the flush of red all over his face, his skin becoming warm as he winced and continued to scroll down. A small menu appearing, it read:

'Stills - Stories - Streaming Media/Video's-

"Videos?! How in the world would someone have Video's?!" He questioned as he clicked into the page, a dozen more pop-up windows appeared, and closing each one slightly irritated as he came to the main screen.

A bright red box appeared:

'ADULT CHECK - please enter pin # and sign on name:'

"Oh perfect, now where does Lestat keep his list..." Louis pulled open one of the draws to the side, rummaging threw it with no avail. He knew Lestat kept a small list of names and passwords for his little 'hobby', but Louis never paid any attention to it. If Lestat wanted to look at porno that was just fine with him, but he'd rather be reading the latest from Clive Barker, or perhaps some Donald Kingsbury then looking at the exploitations of overly stimulated mortals.

"Blasted! If I were Lestat, where would I keep my list of porno sign on names....?" He questioned quietly to himself.

"Try under the key board Lou."

The voice startled him as he tipped back over in the chair and came crashing to the floor with a thud. He rubbed his head a little and winced in pain as he could hear the familiar voice laughing above him, he slowly opened his eyes and let the ash blond figure come into focus.

"Jesus Danny, enough to give a poor immortal a heart attack!" Louis mocked, receiving Daniel's hand as he helped him back to his feet.

Daniel only laughed, at him then gave Louis a warm hug and grabbed a hold of the fallen chair and set it back up.

"Sorry Lou, but you asked. I just thought I'd try and help ya out."

"Well haven't you ever heard of knocking?"

"Knocking? What's that???" Daniel asked mockingly, a dumb grin spreading across his face as Louis gave him a little jab in the ribs.

"Oww! Hey that hurt... Anyway, Why did you want Lestat's Porno Sign-In's anyway Lou?? Looking to spice up the bedroom life a little?" He snickered with a playful nudge, loving to watch as Louis face went from a pale pink to a darker scarlet.

"No! That's not it at all Danny. I was-- I mean to say is...Ugh... Lestat told me to look for it!"

He burst out, secretly kicking himself in the ass for not thinking of a better excuse then that.

"Uh-hu... sure he did Louis, so what's on the computer screen then???" Daniel raised a eyebrow as he turned to the flickering screen and starred at the Red Box.

"Looks to me like YOU were looking for it so You could have a little fun."

"Danny, that is so very not true!" Louis protested, stepping to the screen and making a motion to shut the computer down.

"Hey! Common Louis, I won't tell anyone your naughty little secret." Daniel whined, standing in front of the computer screen and base, blocking Louis hand. "Just lemme peek at what you were looking up? Pwease???"

Louis stopped for a moment, he didn't want Dan seeing this! No way in hell! But he didn't even know what was on it and he couldn't unless he had one of the passwords and names.

:::But Danny-Boy said they were under the keyboard so it shouldn't matter if he was there or not.:::

"Oh but what if they're not there???" Dan grinned.

"Hey! Quit that!" Louis protested, grabbing his head a little in a vain attempt to stop Dan from prying into his mind.

"Sorry Lou, but common! I won't tell anyone I promise"

"Oh ya, and I know just how your good your promises are. I remember the last time you promised not to spill something and not 3 hours after you left the whole coven was talking about it!"

"Hey! That's not fair at all, Armand forced it out of me." Dan said with a little grin, remembering just how enjoyable Armand's 'Force' was.

"Ugh, I don't wanna know Dan."

Dan only smiled sheepishly and rubbed the back of his head.

"But this is different, I really promise I won't tell anyone. I swear! Scouts honour!"

"Scouts?" Louis raised a eyebrow with a confused look on his face.

"N-ever mind Lou, I keep forgetting how old you are."

Narrator: Oooo low blow.... *wince*

Louis and Daniel looked around confused for a moment at the strange voice, then Louis turned to Dan and scrunched his face up. "I Am Not OLD!"

"Pfft... Yah, okay Lou. I never meant anything by it, all I meant is that they probably didn't have Boy Scout when you were a kid."

"And just what are Boy Scouts?"

"A bunch of little boys get together and go camping and build fires and do.. well.. little boy stuff I guess." Dan shrugged. "But Hey! Back to the subject at hand! I wanna see."

Louis rolled his eyes and gave a defeated sigh then walked back over to the computer chair and sat down.

"Fine... but you SWEAR you won't tell anyone or... or... I get to tie you up to a telephone poll naked and pour honey on you then release a jar full of red ants!"

Narrator: Jar of RED ANTS??? Louis?! What happened to ya boy!? Just me or does he sound a little more aggressive then usual???

"Where does that strange voice keep coming from?"

"I dunno, its kinda creeping me out though. But yah, yah, I Swear on my own grave!"

"Fine... Now where are the password lists."

With that Danny, scooted Louis roller chair over to the side a little and leant over, quickly typing in a few numbers and letters into each of the little entry fields then hit enter. A dark little box blinked in the centre 'LOADING'.

"Danny!? Your into this whole 'Porno' thing too?" Louis asked a little surprised as Danny cracked his knuckles and grinned.

"You bet Lou, Yeesh, you might get into that whole 'War And Peace' thing, but I prefer 'Vixen Beach House Vol.2'"

"Ugh, why should I not be surprised." Louis said, shaking his head a little as they both turned their attention to the flickering screen.

"HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, MARY AND JOSEPH!" Daniel burst out, falling to the floor in peals of laughter as Louis jaw dropped. There before them was a video of Louis and Lestat in the mists of steamy passion.

"No! Quit Laughing!" Louis screeched, trying to stop the little movie as he could hear the audio kick in with exasperated moans and cries.

'Oh! Oh! Please Lestat!'

'Mon Chere...'

~moan moan~

'Do it yes! Prenez-moi maintenant Lestat! J'ai besoin de vous dans moi! S'il vous plaît! (Take me now Lestat! I need you in me! Please!)'

~groan pant moan~

Dan clutching his sides and rolling on the floor laughing till he brought tears to his eyes.

"Oh god!" He gasp, ripping into another fit of laughter as he listened to the sounds of Louis clicking furiously trying to stop the movie between the recorded moans and screams.

"Shut up Dan!!!" Louis bellowed, cranking down the volume on the PC speakers and burying his face in his arms with embarrassment.

"Who in the hell would have pictures and video of us! Let alone know it was the real US?! And to top it off make a Porno site out of it!?"

Danny eventually managed to catch his breath long enough to get up off the floor and stop staining the carpet in bloody tears. He flung his arm on the back of Louis chair and hoisted himself up, giggling every so often as he wiped away a few tears still managing to escape.

"Oh man... Lou... -snicker-... that was... -giggle-... b--beautiful!!!" He burst out in laughter again and sank back down on the carpet.

"Daniel Willis Malloy! You either stop laughing this instant or you get the Hell out!" Louis ordered sternly.

Instantly Dan shut up.

"Hey! Now that is just plain Playing Dirty. My mom didn't even call me by my middle name."

Slowly Dan rose to his feet crossed his arms over his chest.

Author: *snickers* Willis... 'whatchue talking bout Willis'.. *laughs quietly*

"Hey! Yanno, I don't care who you are, that's not funny. You just never mind!" Danny said, asking his fists at the ceiling as Louis gave him a weird look then turned back to screen.

"Least that shut him up." He mumbled, turning back to the movie that had somehow managed to pause.

He let out a long exasperated sigh and clicked out of the movie screen all together, entering back into the main page as Danny came up behind him again.

"Dan.. don't even think about laughing. This isn't funny."

"Ugh... yah... it is Lou."

"No Dan... think about it won't you? Someone has pictures of Lestat & me(naked!) and video of us (NAKED!), and god only knows what else (and you can bet that's naked too!), what's stopping someone from having pictures of the rest of the coven? I mean, lord only knows if you can use a common password to get in here and it's easily finable on a search engine. Thousands, if not Millions of people have probably already seen it!"

Dan was quite for a moment, I mean, Louis did have a point there. If someone could spy on Stat is his own house, then there was definitely something going down.

"Oh... I see where you coming from now Lou. But..." Dan paused, rubbing the back of his neck with a slightly confused gesture as Louis opened some of the pictures.

"Louis..?"

"Yah."

"Wouldn't someone have to be in the same room for some of those pics?" Dan noted, pointing to one of Lestat and Louis making out on the couch at a close angle.

"You know what Dan.. I think you just might be right." Louis perked up a little, studying the picture closer and trying not the let the memories of that night seep in and distract him too much. Though it was a good picture...

"It looks like someone would have had to been standing right around here."

"Yes Dan, but we don't usually have voyeurs."

"I'm not saying that someone actually had to physically be standing their taking pictures Lou. I'm saying the camera was right around here." Dan started inspecting the computer desk while Louis sighed again and clicked into another set of more 'exotic' pictures. Lestat and himself were sprawled out on the coffee table, Lestat's hands buried down his pants while Louis back was arched.

He couldn't help but blush a little, the graphic memories playing threw his mind over and over of just how much fun they had had that evening. But then every so often common sense would kick in and tell him that OTHER people were seeing this!

:::Hell! If Danny could get it, then why not Armand, or Marius... not that I think he would but, you never know!::: He started to panic a little bit.

"Whoa-hoho! Looky what I found!" Danny laughed triumphantly, pulling a small spherical object from behind the computer. Attached to it was a long cord, and it sat on a little stand. In the centre was a dark little lenses that resembled a mini camera.

"What in the world is that?" Louis asked, almost afraid to have his fears confirmed.

"What?! It's a web-cam Lou, yeesh, you really gotta get out more, or try reading some Future Shop flyers. Something." Dan mocked a little with a coy grin on his face as he plunked it down directly in front of Louis on the desk.

"I know what a web-cam is Daniel... but what is one doing here, we never bought any web-cam? And besides, who would have--- Oh that little bugger."

Dan burst into laughter again, patting Louis shoulder with reassurance, and partly so he didn't end up on the floor again.

"Very Good Louis! I was wondering how long it was gonna take you to figure it out."

"Dan, shut up." Louis nipped, Dan being a smart-ass is one thing, but Dan being an overly sarcastic smart-ass is just too much.

"Sorry Lou. So whacha' gonna do about it now that you know what Stat's been up to?"

Dan grinned, he hoped it was something nasty with leather and whips and... Mmm...Armand instantly came to mind.

"Ugh, Dan... stop thinking about that in my house please. I can't even read minds and I know what your thinking about. Sorry, I'm not into that whole bondage thing like some of you guys."

"Oh common Lou, don't tell me you haven't even though about it before."

"Nope."

"Liar."

"Pervert."

"Least I'm not on a porno site!"

"Hey! That is not my doing! Lestat did that!"

Louis defended, raising his voice a little then came the sound of the doorknob turning and Louis quickly exited all the windows as Dan vaulted for the easy chair and flopped in. Lestat stepped in and looked up at the two, who both seamed suspiciously pale and nervous while he kicked off his boots.

"Hey... umm... what's--going on?"

"Oh nothing..." Danny pepped up, slowly stretching as if he had been relaxing in the easy chair all night, "Me and Lou were just talking, I was in the neighbourhood and thought I'd drop by."

Lestat looked from Dan's calm decorum to Louis who was fidgeting slightly and smiling a bit forcefully.

"Yah-hu... Alright.. What's going on. Louis, spill. You guys are acting way to weird."

Lestat put his hand on his hip and shifted his weight, waiting for an answer as Louis went to look at Dan.

"Ahahah! I said tell ME Louis, I'm sure what ever it is, for the way you two are acting, that he already knows."

Lestat was starting to get annoyed, Louis could tell by the way his weight settled down to one side, then he shifted to the other with a little breath.

"Umm... well..." Louis went to begin

"Whoa! Look at the time, I gotta go before the boss thinks I took off again with out him."

With that Danny quickly bolted out the door before Lestat had a chance to react and grab him, it didn't really matter anyway, it was more fun prying the answers out of Louis anyway.

"Louis..." Lestat spoke, with a wicked little grin taking a menacing step forward as Louis drew back.

"Yes?" He squeaked, clearing his throat and speaking it again with a more usual tone.

"Tell me what all this is about before I'm forced to get upset."

"You get upset?!"

Louis belted out suddenly as Lestat watched him with a slightly startled amusement.

"You? YOU?! I found your little project Lestat! On the internet? Yah... well I found out what you've been doing and I can't believe you would jeopardise everything like that for something so damned stupid!"

Lestat just starred at him in the deafening silence for a moment, Louis was visibly ticked, a red flush had entered his face with the accusing scowl. He was all screeched up in the computer chair, looking distraught and angry as a child in a fight with its parents. Lestat just couldn't help the little smile that started to creep across his face, Louis scowl only deepened and that just made Lestat's smile bigger until it was a little giggle, then more of a light chuckle, finally breaking into a full roar of laughter.

"THIS ISN'T FUNNY! I can't believe your laughing at all of this! I'm upset and you're laughing about it!"

Louis yelled, throwing up his arms in frustration as he rose from his chair and went to go to the bedroom, he already had to listen to Dan laughing at him, he was NOT going to put up with Lestat mocking him.

"You can be such an ass sometimes Lestat." Louis cursed, stomping past him until the strong familiar hand snaked around his waist and pulled him back. Wrapping around him as Lestat chuckled a little and lent Louis back in a long deep kiss. Louis tried to struggle away, pushing against him with no avail until finally he just surrendered into Lestat's embrace as began to kiss him more passionately.

Eventually Lestat pulled away with a devilish grin on his face, licking his lips like some big cat about to devower it's pray.

"You know mon amour, I get all the internet rights for this?" He laughed as Louis glared at him a moment then smiled seductively.

"And the only way you'll have anything to get rights for is if I'm around, and Lestat, you just don't pay enough."

"WHAT?!" The sudden change in attitude set him a little off kilter.

"I better start getting a better cut of the profits or I'm going to find someone else that pays better."

Louis grinned.

Lestat laughed again, looking down at his lover.

"Well you certainly took it better then I thought you would. Well, I'll have to make sure your paid quite well." He grinned.

"Good." Louis smiled, grabbing onto Lestat collar and pulling him into a forceful kiss, and they lived happily ever after.

~FIN

Epilogue: Danny went home, where Armand was indeed upset and Dan was "Punished" much to his delight

Lestat was forced to pay Louis a increased cut of the internet profits, amounting to roughly 50%, but wasn't as upset as everyone thought he might have been.

Louis is now currently working in conjunction with Playgirl on a production of 'Blood Lust 2010' with Lestat as a co-writter and is making a "killing" in the porno business. (well… not literally but we can all have a wish now can' we??? *laughs *)