NAME OF SPEC:THE OLDEST FRIEND. BY:JORDACHE QUADES E-MAIL:jordax79@hotmail.com DISCLAIMER:This is a piece of non-profit fan fiction and is not meant to infringe on the copyright of Anne Rice or her publishers. SPOILER:This spec includes characters from Anne Rice's vampire chronicles.This spec in particular is set from the tale of the body thief,at the part just before Lestat accepts the offer of Raglan James.In his book,Lestat made no mention of Armand in this matter but I thought it would be interesting to imagine a scene with them.I hardly think Armand would care about Lestat and the body thief but I know that the relationship between those two vampires is a very intriguing one...it is love and hate at the purest level. SUMMARY:Concerning Armand and Lestat in the offer that Lestat cannot refuse.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The rain fell lightly on the Rue Royale as Lestat approached the gate to his flat.He had fed well.There was no cuisine quite like that of New Orleans.He could almost taste the sugar cane in the blood. He always stepped back to look at the way the flat seemed to rise out at him as if from a dream.The intricate lace patterns in the wrought iron,the glimmer of light behind the silk drapes..why,he could almost imagine his bourgeouis beauty sitting in the parlour,reading Webster. But Louis wouldn't come tonight.Louis had thought it a sick joke to refurbish the place.Yet Lestat knew that this what Louis had always subconsciously wished for.For that reason,he knew he would see Louis here from time to time.It was a wonderful trap he had made for his beloved. Laughing to himself,Lestat willed himself up to his door.All the locks were in place.No one could tresspass his lair.It was all his to enjoy until the sun drove them away like rats into the earth. Striding into the parlour,he froze. The clouds were passing over the moon at that moment and the room was enveloped in darkness.In a wave of shock and anger,Lestat glared around the room,finally resting his contemptuous glance upon a figure standing in a perfect attitude of serenity and indifference.It blende in with the furnishings of the room. An etheral beauty.A lover and an enemy.Armand. The name died on Lestat's lips. "Good evening,Lestat." It was the master of seduction himself. A vision in black silk. He locked eyes with Lestat. "How very unelegant,how very unlike you,Armand,"spat Lestat,"to show up uninvited." "Oh,am I uninvited?I was not aware that I needed an invitation to a place that was once my lair and God knows still is." "Oh and what do you know of God,Armand?",came the reply. "I am no stranger to New Orleans,Lestat.Not any more than you are a stranger to Paris." "Spare me the particulars,Armand.I am in no mood for your whining tonight."answered Lestat with a scowl,as he dropped leisurely unto a black leather couch. Armand walked slowly around the room,regarding,sucking everything in with one breath. "You obviously had nothing better to do,Lestat.To be so bored with eternity that you come here to rebuild the past,that is very amusing.Hmm..was it all really like this,your fine french coven house?Ah,I can even smell the chrysanthemums....she loved chrysanthemums didn't she-" "Stop it,Armand." "Ah,now this is even more amusing.You recreate this and you expect to simply....conveniently...leave out a part of it.And she was quite a part of it,not so?" "Don't try me,Armand.",said Lestat with another scowl. "You must bother yourself to think that I even want to,Lestat." "Wonderful.Then,pray,enlighten me on your appearance this evening." There was no response and after a moment of silence,Lestat burst out laughing. "Don't let's do away with words just yet,Armand.Your thoughts humour me.",said Lestat. "Then I shall repeat...in words...I don't like what you're involving yourself in.I know your plan,I know your emptiness invites you to cocncoct yet another explosive rendezvous for us all." Lestat erupted into laughter.Sinking further into the couch,he wiped the blood tears from his face and studied Armand. Such a picture of a seraph.An apollo par excellence.How he would have courted him if he were a mortal man,if they both were.Ah,mortality.He would have it.Sitting up he said,"Ah my oldest friend,don't make me laugh so much tonight." Without waiting for a reply,Lestat added with a smirk,"Oh and don't give me that 'I haven't always made you laugh.'expression.Frankly,I'm sick of it." "Laugh all that you desire,Lestat.God knows that you might be the only one left laughing at the end of the world." Lestat laughed harder still."Oh come now,what's this?It tickles me to hear "God" in your vocabulary..when did that come about?And that pretty sentence,the end of the world....the eloquence is escaping you,Armand." "Calm yourself,Lestat.I came with no intention of starting a hearty reunion party.If you would allow me to continue....." "Oh this is too much,Armand,"said Lestat,on the verge of another fit,"but please...sit down.Don't be afraid to use my furniture." "How generous of you,but no.I won't waste your time,or more importantly,my time.I have come only to tell you that I am disgusted with your plans.You startle me with your stupidity on this matter." Lestat only smiled. "So why are you here?Why do you care,Armand?" "Because I once told you,my friend,to remember my warnings,not my curses.You quoted me on that in your first damned book." "Is that so?Don't tell me you dwell on this.It still stings you,doesn't it?Ah but you should be grateful I even gave you an entire chapter to yourself." "I would have it that you listen to mw warnings,Lestat.Inevitably,you will.Raglan James is your newest playground.You failed at the Gobi desert.And now you seek to avenge that.You are blind,you are a mockery of us all." "Alors! This is Bartok to my ears.I find it hard to believe that you come to release such nonsense upon me,Armand.Don't be so bored with yourself to start analysing my adventures."smirked Lestat,closing his eyes and pretending to sleep on the couch. Armand laughed softly and said,"Don't flatter yourself,Lestat.I have only a few sentences for you.You don't need mortality.That is the dark trick on you..and perhaps the dark curse on the rest of us.You procced with this experiment of yours and be prepared to become more of an outcast than you already are." With an exaggerated sigh,Lestat rose from the couch and stood facing Armand with a wicked little smile. "What is it,Armand?Do you want to try this little experiment yourself?Is that it?I find it hard to believe that you would so sweetly warn me.No,that's not it.You want mortality.You have always wanted it.You never got enough of it.And now...you want to vhallenge me with YOUR plan.Shall we now compete for Raglan James?" Armand said nothing. "Young Amadeo,"mused Lestat,"the temptation of Amadeo." Armand turned his eyes away with a soft sigh. "What is it?"laughed Lestat,"Have I angered you?Have I disturbed a still river in your soul?Your soul is dark and mysterious,Armand,but you are no mystery to me.Leave me alone.Be wise and keep out of my path." Soundlessly, Armand went to the window,where he seated himself on the sill,with his face to the night sky. "The moon closes its curtains,"he whisphered.With a blank look he turned to Lestat and said,"I have fallen at your feet too many times...once right here on a rooftop in New Orleans.You won't see me there again." The curtains blew softly in the wind.Armand was gone. THE END. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com